You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

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opulate:

this is like the most painful moment in any movie ever

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dopamine-addiction:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

Parenting done right

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thisnoiseismusic:

"You’re sweaty, fuckin’ ignorant, a product of conditioning. Eugenics, Social Darwinism, an excuse for your positioning."

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ArtistLeftöver Crack
TitleNazi White Trash
AlbumMediocre Generica
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ArtistDescendents
TitleSuburban Home
AlbumTwo Things At Once

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

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gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

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